"Monkfish" - The Sea’s Most Delicious Monster

When somebody starts to ask you
"What's the weirdest food you've eaten?"
You could get a real flu
The Guinness World Record has been broken

It was 19th of December
During pre-Christmas company meeting
Tasteful outfits as I remember
A lot of us used to deep breathing

You could choose a special dish:
The first half-raw gargantuan steak
The second was a little-known Monkfish
No decision? It's time to break

I have chosen the second one
It was a really unique experience
Some new flavors have been come
All we needed was a dance

Fork was not enough for Monkfish
It was really hard like a bacon
People say "Knives are not for fish"
I was cutting it so long

Monkfish was salted not enough
At times I regretted not choosing the steak
It was hard, in places tough
Maybe the next life mistake

I hope I didn't spoil your taste
And you can try to buy it well
My further writing is your time waste
And that is all I need to tell

Kangie
26.04.2025

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